Bouncer the Savage...

Guy Landau comes out in a suit and tie, wearing a neckbrace.
He has Rage widen the ring ropes for him by sitting on them, and he seems to barely be able to get in the ring.

Once he gets in he hands the ring announcer a note.

Ring Announcer: Ladies & Gentlemen, Guy Landau has asked that he will from now on be known as "The thinking man's wrestler" Guy Landau.

GL: Which means I am not the kind of wrestler for 97% of the people in the arena.

Rage looks amused.

GL: Last season, I was in a strict rules tag match with The Bouncer as one of my opponents. He....

He has a traumatized look on his face as he stops speaking to seemingly gather his thoughts. The crowd's Boos are heard in the background.

GL: He was so used to having no rules in his matches, which he proudly calls "streetfights", and he broke the rules. He choked me out to the ref's 5 count. He tried to kill me! If it wasn't for Rage and the strict rules policy I wisely applied with the match I could have been dead now! There's no telling what that maniac will do next! And the worst part... You fans cheered him on when he did! You all enjoyed seeing him choke out a helpless person. Maybe it's too late to save any of you. maybe you already are past the point of no-return. Maybe you already are hitting your children for the fun of it! The Bouncer proved what I've been trying to say for so long... Hardcore has corrupted his mind and has made him a violent punk.

He then suddenly appears to remember his alleged neck injury and grabs his neck in pain.

GL: Also, while this generation is ruined, maybe there's still a chance for the next generation. What do you think your children think when they watch you cheering on a guy choking out another guy? They want to impress the parent, so in their innocent logic, in order to get your approval they should choke someone out as well. I mean, they see you approve of that. And then, after they have choked their classmate to death and are taken away from you by healthcare to a secured institution, and when you visit them you ask "why?", they answer back "because I wanted to impress you, daddy. You like that kind of stuff." It may hit you then that watching "Extreme" wrestling is wrong, but that would be too late now, wouldn't it? Think about that.

Spaz: RJ, this is exactly why I am part of Submission Society. To save the next generation.

GL: But onto happier things. on the last PPV, Hellraiser, I descimated Subway Eat Fresh. While my attacker, The Bouncer, got what he deserves and was defeated by the debuting Dwayne... something. I don't believe in karma, as it's for stupid people, however, I will say that if it would exist, then that was it on Hellraiser.. I proved that I am leaps and bounds beyond the Dark Lords, and now all I have to do is beat The Bouncer in a 1 on 1 match. But that will come in time.

Just as Guy Landau is about to exit the ring, The Bouncer's theme song, Bodies by Drowning Pool, plays on the speakers.

GL: It doesn't matter if this is meant for kids or not. Fact of the matter is, kids are exposed to this through their fathers. I support kid-friendlier wrestling programming all together (OOC: encouraging PG is the heeliest thing anyone can say in this day and age ) I don't like horror movies either. You are a low-life and a bum, as opposed to my superior intellect. You are a squashed cabbage leaf, as Henry Higgins would say. You are barbaric enough to curse, and that is enough for me to try and shut you up tonight once and for all!


The Bouncer grins at the sound of that.
The Bouncer: Did you notice you repeat yourself a lot? You talk a lot, when substance-wise you don't have much to say.

GL: No, You just can't understand what I'm saying. Anyway, while, as I said I would love to shut you up, I can't compete tonight because of you.

He points to his neck brace as the crowd boos him loudly.

GL: The Dark Lords are disbanding quickly, so I don't have to stop you myself anyw...

Before he gets to finish the sentence, a masked man comes up to The Bouncer from behind and and locks in a coquina clutch, slowly putting The Bouncer to sleep. Guy then dumps his neck brace and has a huge grin on his face

GL: You know what? I've just been cleared to compete. I'll see you later on tonight.

He exits the ring with Rage and goes up the ramp, stepping over The Bouncer in disrespect in the process.

GL: For a bouncer, You aren't doing a very good job at keeping me away from the back, you know.

RJ: Who is that masked man?!
Spaz: As a member of the Submission Society I know, but I've been sworn to secrecy.
OOC: Hope this isn't too god-moddy, I tried to make you come out as strong as possible in that. If you have even the slightest problem with that ending to the segment, just let me know and I'll change it. You would most likely kill me in the match, though.

Sorry, I glaced at this rp. I believe that this can be still used. I will put this on first show back. I was just thinking of having a quality ppv. I mainly apologize to you TB, but it will work out. I needed to debut some ppl at tbe ppv. We can feud later if your upset with my decision making. Doing what's best for business.

Ok

I may have an offer you can't refuse :p lol

OOC: Edited 1st post to fit next season.
Also, my nick from now on is "The Thinking Man's Wrestler"

OOC: I'll just add my RP to this then...see my contribution in the backstage portion.

GM Will, use it whenever this feud can continue. Then after this feud is over, we can concentrate on my feud with Koj Tije Dedo...if that's ok.

Subway out.

If you can step it up as a VGM... I can give u what you want... to be a GM